Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Ode to a Caffeine Addict

So, I wrote a song about caffeine.

Whenever I drink a cup of coffee, I become crazy as all hell. My mouth runs a mile a minute, I vibrate across rooms, I find everything shiny extremely entertaining, I run like some type of bizarre dinosaur (a velocaraptor on crack?). And then I stop moving.

This song is about my life, if I were to be addicted to caffeine. Funny enough, a couple of days after I wrote this song I drank a ridiculous (for me) amount of coffee.